God Saving Man From Roof Joke

It kept raining and a big flood came.

God saving man from roof joke. I have faith in the lord. Then a motorboat came by. This is a story of a man who was a firm believer of god. The man continued to pray believing with all his heart that he would be saved by god.

A boat came by and a guy in the boat said. No replied the man on the roof. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. Using a megaphone the pilot tries to convince the man to grab the rope ladder which was dangling above his head.

The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. God responded i sent a boat to get you and you did not get on vote. He prayed to god to save him.

Climb up the ladder to safety. A boat came by wanting to help the man. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. The waters continued to rise.

Minutes later a boat with two people came by. A boat came with one person in it. The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared. From his second floor window the guy says no.

A helicopter pilot sees him on top of the roof and hovers above the man. The man drowned and went to heaven. The man climbed up on the roof of his house and knew that he would be ok. It kept raining and now the water had reached his waist.

God will save me. Climb in shouted a man in the boat. The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. The man went to the roof to avoid the rising water.

The man on the roof prayed for god to. Even though the flood is rising i will be fine. The water was up to his knees. No replied the man on the roof.

A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. I have faith god will save me the boat moves on. Joke has 57 88 from 60 votes. He said there was room but the man said that god would save.

The man refused and said that god would save him. A flood covered the street and a man was sitting on a roof. They said to hop in but he said god would save him. The pilot shouts out this is your last chance.

The water was up to his waist. The guy is on the roof as a helicopter hovers overhead. God would protect him. One day it began to rain very heavily.

I have faith in the lord the lord will save me so the helicopter went away. He asked god why didn t you save me. A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof. The lord will save me so the man in the speedboat went away.

The house except for a small part on the roof is submerged in water. He was praying to god for help. The flood waters continued to rise. God will take care of me the flood continued to rise.

A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof.